Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Hey, mister aren't you married?

My husband is gone—again. No big deal, right? Remember, I'm green and bendy.

Well, this morning, I wake up from our luxurious bed having enjoyed it with the ability to stretch out for most of the night. Of course, that was before small children made their way in during the wee hours of the morning, but that’s another blog post.

Opening the blinds to let the sunlight in and then walking around the bed, I glance at something quickly. Almost walking by it, I suddenly stop in my tracks. Is that what I think it is? Oh yes, it was his wedding ring. He actually went away on a trip and left his ring at home. That *#$%@!&*&% !

This morning went like this:

He sent me a text message hours before I was awake:

Him: Good morning.
Me (hours later): hi love u hey, don’t judge my texting ;)~
Him: Luv u 2
Me: Really?
Him: Yes. Why would you say that?
Me: (picture message of his wedding band on the table)
Him: Yeah, I know
Me: Don’t worry you’ll make it up to me
Me (again): Don’t even say u r not worried

So, ladies, what do you think? How should he repay me?

*Please, don’t anyone get their panties in a wad.. We often go without our rings. I’m not that psycho wife who demands he wear it all the time—no matter what you may have heard about me. I’m not really upset, it’s just in fun. Of course, if my beloved husband is reading this, it's not in fun, you are in big trouble mister. ;)


Amber said...

Okay, seeing's how I just got home from a weekend with my hubby, I have a realization, juvenile, though it may be...

If you're Gumby, does that make him Pokey? (ROFLMBO!)


I think you deserve, at whatever point he's able to return, an hour long hot stone massage and pedicure at the spa of your choice. I think that'd do it.

Unless Thunder From Down Under is in town. In that case...

Just a Girl in a Port said...


Welcome back!

Mary said...

You are so funny. I can't even remember the last time my DH wore his wedding band!

I think you deserve a day at the spa anyway, just for holding down the fort at home!

Just a Girl in a Port said...

He's a stinker. I've been giving him grief all week. It's all in fun. I'm notorious for misplacing my rings in the house or leaving them in a pair of jeans (that run through the wash). So, in all honesty, he's just paying me back for my carelessness. Ah, lesson learned ;).

Flo said...

Hah! I would have reacted the same way, and possibly sent him a photo of some cute shoes I wanted ;) It's all in good fun and I'm glad you're not mad at him!

PS: Thunder Down Under is a fabulous idea, Amber!!

Just a Girl in a Port said...

Wouldn't you know, after I harassed him, I misplaced my own rings again yesterday! He's still not home, but I'm glad I found them before he returned. That would have been just my luck--he'd never let me live that one down.